Friday's Book of Anger

This is the 1st book in the Freex Books of Life series.

Friday From Day 1

 * In the womb - Doctors are amazed by the fact the baby knows there watching him, and how the baby starts swearing at the doctors.
 * 1st Day - After a rival mobster invades the hospital, the baby is born and smiles when he sees the carnage.
 * 2 Months - Friday's Mom leaves the city of New Jersey after the rival gang blows up there house. Rumors say that Friday's father was aten by a huge purple dinosaur.
 * 6 Months - Friday is casted in diaper commercials, but gets fired after sabatoging the set and swearing at the crew.
 * 1 Year - On Friday's 1st birthday, his cousin Monday expirences his first wedgie, thanks to Friday. Also, Friday's best friend, a talking dog named Homer, is thrown across the room by Fridays' new born side-kick Saturday. Saturday recieves severe hair pulling, grows hair back 6 months later.
 * 2 Years - Friday teaches Saturday to crawl on the floor and make horse noises as Friday and Homer ride him. Friday is not allowed to see Saturday for a week as Saturday's Mom believes Friday and Homer are taking advantage of Saturdays friendly nature.
 * 4 Years - Friday discovers a bottle of spray paint in his Moms bag of things that belonged to Friday's father. Friday spray-paints house blue and turns Saturday purple.
 * 18 Years - Friday moves out and goes to college with Saturday, Monday and Homer. Friday is in trouble after spray-painting "Property of Friday Week" on everything. Friday realises how strict college can be and decides to take off.
 * 20 Years - Friday meets a homeless man named O'l Can Face who tells Friday the meaning of life: to have as much fun as possible before you die. Friday starts beating up gangbangers for the fun of it.
 * 22 Years - Friday finds out his middle name is Gerbilball, teaches Saturday how to dance, and meets Homer for the first time since college, and also meets Homer's lackies, Tubby, a fat duck, and Pop, a cute monkey.
 * 24 Years - Friday re-does college, quits again, babysits troublesome dalmation pups, shoots a hole in a gigantic killer fish, solves a mystery, saves the world from evil gangbanger rulers, destroys an underwater nazzi head-quarters, finds out his dad is still alive, saves the imaginary world of Subicon, learned the true meaning of Christmas, and much, much more. Scientists think that Friday is destined to cause the end of the world or some natural disaster.

Friday's Top 10

 * 1) Fame and fortune
 * 2) Money (Also on my Bottom 10)
 * 3) Staples (the objects)
 * 4) Staples (the person)
 * 5) Explosions
 * 6) Time Travel (Also on my Bottom 10 as well)
 * 7) Spray-Paint
 * 8) Egg Nog!
 * 9) Violence
 * 10) Getting into whacky misadventures with Homer (Make sure he never finds out!)

Friday's Hide-Aways: Manner Manor
To be added