Homer, This Isn't Your Wife

"Oh.... why?! WHY ME?! She dumped me! Meee! Me-Me-Me!!! Me, The People!"

- Homer The Hound

Plot Synopsis
Homer sees how his life would have been if he married his High School crush, and its better then his real life. Upon hearing Homer say this, Sheila is angry, and they are seperated. Homer is even more sad, and decides to get over it by becoming a priest.

Sub-Plot
Friday falls in love with the new girl at McPilgrim's, and says he graduated college to impress her.