Who Whould Do Such A Thing As Kill Mayor Upptite?!

This is the first part of a 2-part saga where Mayor Upptite is found dead.

Plot Synopsis
Friday and Homer suck up to the mayor so he can reopen Leanold The Low-Life's Loserama For Thugs, and give him 12 tickets to purchase Earwax Candles at The Loserama. He says "You Know What, Friday WEAK and that Fricking Woof Woof, I don't need your votes or gifts, I'm buying this election, so leave my presence, you farting weirdos!" Friday notes the fact that the mayor only said stuff with the initials "F" and "W", totally giving out a clue. Meanwhile, he informs his secretary, Ms. Hawtchikk, on his evil plan, she asks him why he has to buy his votes. He claims its because he insulted Friday and Homer so he's definitely not getting there votes.