Pilot

This is the first episode of Friday!

Plot
Friday is shown spraypaiting in the alley, when a narrator says "Hey, Freekwads, Fri-Faces, and Fri-Dies! This is a new show, The Life of Friday! With your host, me! O'l Can-Face!" It then shows Friday fighting the Outkasts, O'l Can Face then says "These thugs are the Outkasts, by now, Friday would have kicked there teeth in, but today, these bozos have a trick up there sleeves, wich is odd cause there all wearing jerseys!" then the leader of the Outkasts, Pinky, Says "Ha, Ha! The coin chooses your fate, Friday!'' Pinky then flips a coin, it lands on a side thats scratched up, Pinky says "Youre on my bad side! Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha! " Then every Outkast laughs maniacally also. Then it shows Friday tied up to a chair, and O'l Can Face says "You know, these guys ain't pals with Friday, they hate him!" then Pinky comes out with a chainsaw saying "Time to meet your angel of death!" but Friday leans backwards and instead of killing Friday he cuts him loose, then Friday says "Tsk. Tsk, The tipical american murderous psychopath." Friday then kicks inky in the stomach, causing him to tip over and fall flat on his back, then O'l Can Face says "And that finishes our story, Fri-Faces, Outkastos, and Fri-zannos!" Then a red titlecard comes up, and O'l Can Face reads it "Tha Ending!"